Recently, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic."
St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't really need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder.
So he asked, "How many people died on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the garbage man had just seen the movie and answered, "1,228."
"That's right! You may enter."
St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name them."
Sunday, September 29, 2019
the Titanic Test
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Monday, June 14, 2010
Thanksgiving
A New Award
Dori,Gave this to me and according to the rules I'm supposed to tell you 7 things about me. I will do that.
1) I just turned 58 today.
2) I have 2 awards on my living room wall. the first one is when I won third place in a novice dulcimer contest that was in 1993 the Second award Is the Brass award that I earned as a Real estate agent with Reality One.this was in 2003.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Rambling Stuff Under Construction
I've been working on Mike's blog since my return from our boating weekend. I'm moving posts and comments from this blog to another blog and when I get that done I'll move that blog over here and then reload the harbor template that Mike likes. In any event Mike has promised not to moderate comments until I'm done. If he does moderate comments then I have to move them as well. Believe me I've enough to move. I'm only on January 12 and I have a ways to go. So be patient. Mike isn't ignoring you, he's only doing what I've ask him to do. I'm hoping to have everything up and running tomorrow sometime. Comments have been turned off on this post. On purpose.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
A Prayer Request
Well folks it is time to offer prayers.my Blog friend Tammy over @ Finally Free has lost a good friend today.Let's keep her and her friends wife Debbie in out prayers and asking for God's Comforting hands.
A Prayer Request
Well folks it is time to offer prayers.my Blog friend Tammy over @ Finally Free has lost a good friend today.Let's keep her and her friends wife Debbie in out prayers and asking for God's Comforting hands.
I've Learned That.......
"I've learned that....people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did . . .but people will
never forget how you made them feel!"
Maya Angelou
internet email
With a big time tip of the hat to Silly Willy and Fluffy for this one.
Sandee,this applies to you!!!
I've Learned That.......
"I've learned that....people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did . . .but people will
never forget how you made them feel!"
Maya Angelou
internet email
With a big time tip of the hat to Silly Willy and Fluffy for this one.
Sandee,this applies to you!!!
Friday, January 22, 2010
Thank you sandee.
what is a Birthday without a Birthday cake?? Sandee was so kind to provide the cake today I hope every one enjoyed a piece of it with me.
Thank you sandee.
what is a Birthday without a Birthday cake?? Sandee was so kind to provide the cake today I hope every one enjoyed a piece of it with me.
My latest award.
PinkLady (Bing) just gave this award. I am giving it to every one that visits with me! Every Blog I visit have great blogs as well, otherwise I would not be following them!
a Prayer request.
Brenda suffered a loss, her Uncle Rusty passed away.Let's keep her and all of her family in our prayers that they be conforted that he went home to the Lord.
An Interesting posting.
I just found this on ANNA's site I think its interesting. Go check this one out. I hope you agree.
house cleaning.
this time I had to clean out my house(blog) there were numerous duplicate entries,I deleted them.
My Birthday
The seizures have not been fun. Nor have the numerous suicide attempts. Gratefully I have survived all that nonsense. I will most likely be in some form of therapy the rest of my life, so be it. I do know that no matter how bad I think I have it, there are others that have it a lot worse off that I do. I'm grateful for all the creature comforts that Celestine and I have. I never for one minute take them for granted.
I'm grateful for the friends and family that I have as well as all my cyber friends. All in all it has been a great ride and I look forward to the future. Especially March 1 2010. Celestine and I will be married 30 years.
My Birthday
The seizures have not been fun. Nor have the numerous suicide attempts. Gratefully I have survived all that nonsense. I will most likely be in some form of therapy the rest of my life, so be it. I do know that no matter how bad I think I have it, there are others that have it a lot worse off that I do. I'm grateful for all the creature comforts that Celestine and I have. I never for one minute take them for granted.
I'm grateful for the friends and family that I have as well as all my cyber friends. All in all it has been a great ride and I look forward to the future. Especially March 1 2010. Celestine and I will be married 30 years.
Another year older and getting a better person all of the time.
So I turned 58 today.I'm greatful to be 58, given all the stuff I have been throught!
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